The "Sure, We'll Try it" unBasket
We took our best-selling “Sure I’ll Try It” unBasket, and we SUPER-SIZED IT! This is the ultimate corporate gift for your favorite clients that are way to f%$@ing cool to get a cheesy wicker gift basket filled with boring peanuts and crackers. Or, buy this basket, invite over all of your friends, and let the most insane blind-taste test of your life begin!
- Cupcake Toothpaste: 2.5 oz of potent, frosting-flavored paste.
- REAL Scorpion Lollipops -or- Cricket & Worm Brittle: You’ll either receive 2 REAL scorpion lollipops, or 2 blocks of buttery hard toffee candy with real crickets and worms inside. Depends on which bug is in season. Ew. Yes, we mean that.
- 3 Chili Pepper Lollipops: Real chili pepper infused hard candy suckers. You’ll receive 3 lollipops.
- 2 Bags of BeanBoozled Jelly Beans: BeanBoozled jelly beans come in weird and wild flavors matched up with look-alike tasty flavors. Is the black jelly bean Licorice, or is it Skunk Spray? You might not know when you will be bamboozled by a weird flavor. Every bite is a surprising dare. Flavors in the mix include: Stinky Socks - Tutti-Fruitti; Lawn Clippings – Lime; Rotten Egg - Buttered Popcorn; Toothpaste - Berry Blue; Barf – Peach; Canned Dog Food - Chocolate Pudding; Booger - Juicy Pear; Moldy Cheese - Caramel Corn; Baby Wipes – Coconut; Skunk Spray – Licorice. You’ll receive two 1.9 oz bags.
- Pickle Mints: Dill flavored mints in a cute little tin.
- SPAM: They’ve been making this stuff since 1937, and its time you tried it. 12 oz. can.
- TABASCO® Jelly Beans: If you like it hot, you will love our Jelly Belly jelly beans spiced with genuine TABASCO® brand seasonings. Keep some water nearby! 3.1 oz bag.
- Gravy Candy: The look of old-fashioned candy, but the taste of herb-infused gravy.
- 3 Frozen Pickle Pops: They are freeze pops, filled with pickle juice. What else do you need to know? Oh ya, and we’re giving you three of them, so pucker up!
- Crick-ettes: CRICK-ETTES® are genuine crickets lightly seasoned for your snacking pleasure. You will receive one of these flavors: bacon & cheese, salt n’ vinegar or sour cream & onion.
- Bacon Hot Sauce: a travel size 3/4 oz bottle of mild bacon hot sauce.
- Sizzling Bacon Candy: Tastes like bacon and turns your tongue into a frying pan. The crackling will continue until the candy dissolves into nothing. Bacon magic. Includes two 0.35 oz. packets of carbonated candy.
- Exploding Pickle Candy: This particularly peculiar pickle-flavored candy explodes in your mouth, releasing pockets of pickle piquancy. Includes two 0.35 oz. packets of carbonated candy.
- Wasabi Candy: Wasabi Candy has the familiar, distinct horseradish taste and heat of our favorite Japanese condiment. Contains 2.5 oz. of candy in a decorative tin.
- Sardines: 3.75 oz of oily, salty, fishy fish.
- Spontaneous Combustion Popcorn: One bag of extreme, hot popcorn.
Packaging: Your gifts will be packaged in our signature clear “unBox”, packed with decorative crinkle paper and labeled with the basket style. Dimensions of this unBasket: 7” X 7” X 8-1/2”
From time to time we may need to substitute an item (or a few) in one of our unBaskets. Any substitutions will be of equal or greater value and will embody the clever or unique vibe of that unBasket.